I gave up on putting window film on my bedroom windows and I feel liberated. One window was such a fail. I guess I’ll just suffer heat stroke.

I just got the giggles by replacing a word in a soap opera title with the word chode. Give it a try. What’s your favorite?

One last eclipse photo for today.

Another vacation @feydriver ?! I was in Waikiki last October. I had a car for 7 days but didn’t even end up using it some days. I walked everywhere. When I drove to other side of the island I needed it. Parking can be hard to come by there! I did a waterfall hike. I really enjoyed it!

I’m the same age Archie Bunker (Carroll O’Connor) was when All in the Family first aired. #thosewerethedays

Beware of the thighs or Marge.

A button 99% through its hole will slip out 100% of the time.

Do you know what you get when you match to your own beat? You get the whole world telling you you’re doing it wrong. You never get people saying hey this person’s on to something.

My Lean Six Sigma tip of the day is delete those emails as quickly as they come in. Deleting it improves performance by saving time taken to read it.

This is some new shrinkflation bullshit. Same volume, same measuring cup, except now with less cleaning capabilities.