An unemployed Kamen Rider.
For an example of how vague “attribute” is, my A-list choice would be “T’Challa’s status as kind of an isolationist, sovereign nation with a monopoly on magic plot metal.”
You’re the first to pick Professor X’s telepathy. You still have two more choices from characters that aren’t A-listers.
And in case you’re worried about physics or biology, comic book logic applies. That means that having “the Thing’s strength” without superhuman durability won’t pulp your body the first time you throw a punch.
It’s time for a hypothetical - Lemmy.World
Yes, this is a blatant grab for engagement, but the Fediverse needs this kinda
thing to keep everyone engaged. You receive a message from a voice on high. You
can pick one attribute from three different western superhero characters. No
cosmic entities, no reality benders, no “attributes” that are basically a power
set (so “the spellcasting of Zatana” is fair game, but “Superman’s Kryptonian
biology” is not). The catch? 999 other people also got this option, and every
pick is first come, first serve! What do you choose?
I do love how every comment here points out how Jesus “Soos” Ramirez would never be a MAGAt.
They tried that with the Mystic. It was a poorly balanced disaster.
One of the things no one thinks about: the name of the paladin order in Warcraft II was the Knights of the Silver Hand. They were literally worshiping the cursor.
This is what happens when an author designs a sport where the protagonist is the single most important player.
What?! He just wanted to spend time with Persephone during the summer! Is that so wrong?
