Cop, arrest thyself

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200 Followers
128 Following
2.7K Posts

He/him. Ex-con with a heart of gold.
Pale & stale (33).

Totally down to have shitpost exchanges and/or real conversations.

I have thick skin, don't worry about offending me.

No under-18 followers.

GUAYUSADrink it.
PRISONbeen there, done that
CATSkittiiiiiiiies
OREGONouter east PDX
Cop, arrest thyselfDec 14, 2019
The Scream (cat version)
Show threadCop, arrest thyselfDec 13, 2019
@Ricardus Cause you gotta BUILD SOMETHING. Or if you want to qualify for a home loan.
Show threadCop, arrest thyselfDec 13, 2019
@Ricardus How bout building a resume, slacker
Show threadCop, arrest thyselfDec 13, 2019
@commiequeer That genuinely touched me, thank you. You also have a good take on things and it's good knowing you're out there <3
Show threadCop, arrest thyselfDec 13, 2019
@commiequeer @forAll52 @j @CaptainMurphy @loptr_punk @Bashabez @PanicBomb @ExperimentV @daggers_drawn @restioson I am honored to have made this list
Cop, arrest thyselfDec 12, 2019
Broke: Fruit of my loins
Woke: Waist product
Cop, arrest thyselfDec 11, 2019
Some X-FilesDec 11, 2019
Reyes keeps bringing up satanic rituals. Doggett fires a nuke that is also a crossbow at mutants.
Show threadCop, arrest thyselfDec 11, 2019
@IslandScrubJay No no, the trick is to somehow not emphasize the only syllable in the word
Show threadCop, arrest thyselfDec 11, 2019
@Thuslyandfurthermore hahaha
Cop, arrest thyselfDec 11, 2019
@chillallmen I'm lusting for hydration