Cop, arrest thyself

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200 Followers
128 Following
2.7K Posts

He/him. Ex-con with a heart of gold.
Pale & stale (33).

Totally down to have shitpost exchanges and/or real conversations.

I have thick skin, don't worry about offending me.

No under-18 followers.

GUAYUSADrink it.
PRISONbeen there, done that
CATSkittiiiiiiiies
OREGONouter east PDX
Cop, arrest thyselfDec 14, 2019
The Scream (cat version)
Cop, arrest thyselfDec 12, 2019
Broke: Fruit of my loins
Woke: Waist product
Cop, arrest thyselfDec 11, 2019
Some X-FilesDec 11, 2019
Reyes keeps bringing up satanic rituals. Doggett fires a nuke that is also a crossbow at mutants.
Cop, arrest thyselfDec 11, 2019
It's not pronounced roof, it's "reuf." Get with the program.
Cop, arrest thyselfDec 11, 2019
Stop deadnaming my car. She's not a Toyota Prius-C, she's Harriet the Chariot.
Cop, arrest thyselfDec 11, 2019
This toot intentionally left blank.
Cop, arrest thyselfDec 11, 2019
Just got a booger stuck to my glasses
Cop, arrest thyselfDec 9, 2019
🌱Dec 8, 2019
fucked up how for the price of 2 or 3 coffees you could make 50 coffees
Cop, arrest thyselfDec 8, 2019
how to do anythingDec 7, 2019
How to Tip a Bartender
Cop, arrest thyselfDec 5, 2019
You ever flush a toilet and your poop disappears so fast that it makes you laugh?