the thing is, if life gives you enough lemons u can build a lemon empire
im gonna train her to be the ultimate perfect warrior / assassin
she was so good for the long ass dirt road back to camp even tho she was a bouncy burger the whole way btw
the lady didn't show but her trumpie husband was there and took us for survivalists so it went fine but i think this fuzzy bitch is kinda mad at me tbh
i dunno what ill do if the lady changes her mind but truth be told i dont think she will cuz her newborn baby is allergic to cats so i think she's motivated to get the beast out of her house even if the bitches that show up to take her are weird and off-putting 🤷♀️ we shall see i suppose
her name is Burger and i will raise an army in her name and destroy all who oppose her forever ✊
#catsOfMastodon #mastoCatswe're getting a cat today. leavin in about forty five minutes to go into town and meet the gal giving it to us. fingers crossed she dont get weird about our respirators and try and change her mind cuz i love this cat tbh so. 🤞
@irene @mayintoronto spice world is my fav movie cuz the spice girls were the first to contact an alien lifeform and i think more people should know that about our history
@mayintoronto for reals or Josie and the pussycats
are u even a *boy* band if you all got energy or lightening powers??
