He talked about electric cars. I don't know anything about cars, so when people said he was a genius I figured he must be a genius.

Then he talked about rockets. I don't know anything about rockets, so when people said he was a genius I figured he must be a genius.

Now he talks about software. I happen to know a lot about software & Elon Musk is saying the stupidest shit I've ever heard anyone say, so when people say he's a genius I figure I should stay the hell away from his cars and rockets.

They mock Mastodon over at Twitter as if they can stop the quiet chaos of millions of toots being boosted across a thousand whirring servers on this too-hot orb we call planet Earth.

Let them laugh, for the great tusked one is relentless. That sound they hear is the rumble of our discontent becoming a STAMPEDE. Give them their little tweets. Our toots shall drown out their chatter. Can you smell that, my elephantine friends? That's fear! That's DESIRE! [shakily sips third cup of coffee]

Wow... #ElonMusk is apparently very worried about #Mastodon taking his customers.

I merely replied to #EltonJohn's tweet that he was leaving #TheBirdSite with an invite to join us here, and my tweet got FLAGGED for "Sensitive Content."

I think the only people "sensitive" about this content are the folks worried about losing customers to the competition.

#TwitterMigration #Twitter
#TwitterExodus #Elon