Good dog.

Pats head

Hear me out.

Magnets.

On a scale of one to ten, how much do you hate indigenous people?

Just asking because “lol owning land”. Because my comment was completely soaked in how colonizers took over the indigenous peoples’ land.

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The Middle East is now just Israel and temporarily embarrassed Israel.

And a lot of very confused and out of place American military.

Israel is openly targeting journalists. The IDF have shot anyone with MEDIA on their body. they have been since the Oct 7 attacks. Israel does not want their genocide or war crimes exposed, so they actively (and encourage) soldiers to target media.

And now the USA has sided with this regime to kill more civilians in Iran.

I’d be turned on if Poison Ivy kissed me too.

So there’s… that.

Right? I mean there’s a difference between living in a country ‘illegally’ and just occupying someone’s home illegally. I have a gf who’s American and I live in Canada. If she just moved in with us and stayed here, she’d be more than welcome in our home and accepted. But according to Canada, she’d be here ‘illegally’.

On what grounds is she not allowed to live with us, who do live here legally, who do own a home here. Who are legal citizens? She isn’t occupying our house. She isn’t invading us. She’s just… Living here. It’s so fucking stupid.

I’m way too horny to comment on this appropriately.

I really would like to know what it feels like to perpetually be the victim of every human interaction you experience. How exhausting is it? Do you have like a rolodex of excuses to bring up?