HP realizes that mandatory 15-minute support call wait times isn’t good support

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HP realizes that mandatory 15-minute support call wait times isn’t good support - Lemmy.World

> In an odd approach to trying to improve customer tech support, HP allegedly implemented mandatory, 15-minute wait times for people calling the vendor for help with their computers and printers in certain geographies. > Callers from the United Kingdom, France, Germany, Ireland, and Italy were met with the forced holding periods, The Register [https://www.theregister.com/2025/02/20/hp_deliberately_adds_15_minutes/] reported on Thursday. The publication cited internal communications it saw from February 18 that reportedly said the wait times aimed to “influence customers to increase their adoption of digital self-solve, as a faster way to address their support question. This involves inserting a message of high call volumes, to expect a delay in connecting to an agent and offering digital self-solve solutions as an alternative.”

It’s never “high call volume”. It’s always “not enough customer service representatives”.
We value your call. Unfortunately we don’t value our employees so we are experiencing a limited amount of agents to take your call because we don’t pay them enough. We thank you for your patience while our slaves work hard to deal with your frustrations with our enshitification of our products. They have nothing to do with it but we know how much our company has pissed you off. Your call will be received in the order it was received. Your current wait time is… SEVENTY. FIVE. MINUTES. We appreciate you as a customer.