The key to happiness is having zero expectations.
anon rediscovers stoicism
In what appeared to be an appeal to the UK and other nations, he added: “Hopefully China, France, Japan, South Korea, the UK, and others, that are affected by this artificial constraint will send ships to the area so that the Hormuz Strait will no longer be a threat by a nation that has been totally decapitated.”
China, France, Japan, South Korea, the UK…wut?
Meanwhile, Amerigo Vespucci, America’s namesake:
They said “Thank you for your attention to this matter” instead.
In all seriousness, the background is that the person cannot find flights. Even the expensive ones are often cancelled. The US embassy told him to get a flight to Sri Lanka in 10 hours or so. It was cheap and wasn’t cancelled. The person also talked about how his British accent helped (as opposed to Chinese accent).
Someone noted that he later deleted the comment since it seemed to inspire many people to try the same thing. Let alone it’s a crime to falsely claim US citizenship.