Made some very serious points in a meeting at work whilst using this as my Teams background (I'm wearing a headset, I haven't got terrible hair)

Here's me enjoying some beers at the beer festival last night

It's the awesome @spraypopmusic pictured on Thursday night at the Golden Lion in Todmorden

My wife is away and I can do whatever I want
*Listens to 3 hours of King Crimson*

Friday night. Yeah, i called my character "ASS"

This is a pretty standard day out for me

New Tim Bowness album has dropped through my letter box and now I'm about to drop it on my HiFi

New strings, baby

Can I interest you in some Pleasure at Pleasureland?

Look at this bastard! Took this photo 3 seconds before he ate my face and stole my wife