Sat in my *office on the phone. Listening to the **gentle pitter patter of the rain when I realised it sounded a bit closeβ¦ only to discover it was dripping through the ceiling π±
*spare bedroom
**torrential hammering
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IHPowerI learnt two things today:
1. Kitchen sex can be wild and exciting.
2. The staff in Magnet are quite narrow-minded.
TomFoxTom@Peasbloss @tweetmouse And very warm when she sleeps on you.
Although I'm 56-years-old, whenever I see a bouncy castle I still have the urge to have a go. I hope I never lose that.
Toot Mouse
OonaghGet the Bake Off experience by allowing a Scouser to come to your house and eat cake, while irretrievably destroying your self-esteem. #GBBO
Last night I heard my neighbour shouting and screaming over the sound of my punk music. I'd be surprised if she didn't wake her baby.