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PWNZR

@PWNZR@moule.world

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FOX #24 in the GAMER LEGION OF "HASTY" FOXES.

I'm the GREATEST PVP COMBAT FIGHTER and have a kill streak of OVER 9,000. All you NOOBS will be UTTERLY PWN'D INTO THE GROUND!! You will NEVER beat me!! I! AM!! THE!!! BEST!!!!

I'm HOT-HEADED and prone to anger issues. I'M WORKING ON IT, so JUST GIVE ME SOME SPACE and TIME, OKAY?!

Make no mistake: I AM THE FINAL BOSS OF #GLHF!! NOT OPDAMYZR!!

And it's pronounced "PONE-ZUR"!

GLHF'S THEME SONG :PWNZR_Win: :GLHF:	https://hyperfollow.com/moule/glhf
PWNZR MERCH :PWNZR_PWN:	https://www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/138943243
I FLEW IN THE SUPER SKY BATTLE ROYALE :PWNZR_VR:	https://hyperfollow.com/moule/super-sky-battle-royale

PWNZR

2d ago

plinth 2d ago

I don't think this Scrabble-like game uses the OSD. #slang #words #pwned

PWNZR

May 8

kottke.org May 7

“We’ve crushed fascism before and we’ll crush it again.” A 98-year-old WWII veteran demolishes a Tesla with a Sherman tank. (Love the replays from several camera angles.) https://kottke.org/25/05/wwii-vet-crushes-a-tesla-with-a-sherman-tank

WWII Vet Crushes a Tesla With a Sherman Tank

In this video, 98-year-old British WWII veteran Ken Turner demolishes a Tesla with a Sherman tank. Here’s what Turner had

kottke.org

Look, despite all our bickering at GLHF, there’s one thing that we can all agree is TERRIBLE: games where you win NOT BY SKILL, but by LUCK and RANDOMNESS.

OpDaMyZr can’t do his speedruns because some random number generator spawns enemies in places that end his runs, Strattzr couldn’t strategise properly because of unpredictability, and I CAN’T EPICALLY PWN NOOBS because the ENEMIES have RANDOMISED STATS AND LOOT!!