@dickiegreenleaf That's okay; I thought it meant one was attracted to maple trees which makes sense, given the phrase about "tapping that."
Someone on FB said I shouldn't expect Trump to be the perfect President and he's only human, and I can't think of any reply which doesn't start by commenting on the mental status of said commenter so Imma just gonna leave it alone.
Does ratting out a food truck driver who blows through a red light cause he's speeding in the rain and can't stop without crashing make me a bad person? If so, then IDGAF.
Much like me, the mole I recently had removed was benign but with the potential to do evil things in the future.
I told Rufus about the Duncan Hunter controversy and he wasn't happy - he hopped off to sulk muttering, "Damn asshole's ruined air travel for all us rabbits now."
@plausocks I didn't know they'd rebooted MIDNIGHT MEAT TRAIN...
all aboard the murder train
At last I have all three books in the COLOSSUS trilogy; my goal is to save them for a camping trip next month but I don't know if I can hold out that long.
@EdgarAllanFoe I finally had the opportunity to try La Croix a few weeks ago, and now I know what the lack of fuss is about.
Flavoured club soda from Canada Dry tastes better.
The migration to Great-West Life's new health plan website was far easier and smoother than I expected to be...further proof that we are living in the End Times.