Someone on FB said I shouldn't expect Trump to be the perfect President and he's only human, and I can't think of any reply which doesn't start by commenting on the mental status of said commenter so Imma just gonna leave it alone.
Any day you can avoid running over two inattentive kids on bikes by the simple practice of defensive driving is a good day.
A *great* day would have been running them over and getting away with it, but I'm not that lucky.
Indiana Jones was wrong; it's both the years AND the mileage.
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