Office Bob

@Office_Bob
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Overworked and undercaffeinated...Any advice given by me should be taken with a large grain of NaCl...
Someone on FB said I shouldn't expect Trump to be the perfect President and he's only human, and I can't think of any reply which doesn't start by commenting on the mental status of said commenter so Imma just gonna leave it alone.
Does ratting out a food truck driver who blows through a red light cause he's speeding in the rain and can't stop without crashing make me a bad person? If so, then IDGAF.
Much like me, the mole I recently had removed was benign but with the potential to do evil things in the future.
I told Rufus about the Duncan Hunter controversy and he wasn't happy - he hopped off to sulk muttering, "Damn asshole's ruined air travel for all us rabbits now."
all aboard the murder train
At last I have all three books in the COLOSSUS trilogy; my goal is to save them for a camping trip next month but I don't know if I can hold out that long.
The migration to Great-West Life's new health plan website was far easier and smoother than I expected to be...further proof that we are living in the End Times.

Any day you can avoid running over two inattentive kids on bikes by the simple practice of defensive driving is a good day.

A *great* day would have been running them over and getting away with it, but I'm not that lucky.

1 boost = 1 good luck on my interview in an hour

Indiana Jones was wrong; it's both the years AND the mileage.

This message brought to you by the Ministry of "WTF did I do to my back, I was just leaning over the table!"