Erotica.

You single?

Oooo, you got that good job?

Your average Griffith enjoyer

You don’t know this person from adam, not truly. Proceed with extreme caution. I have no doubt this person has disabilities, but for all you know, her parents are secretly okay people with a troubled daughter they are trying to care for. Unless you are filthy rich, you have very few options. You can encourage her to leave for a shelter, pay for her online therapy, or simply allow her to continue to vent. Without knowing this person irl or their circumstances, I would do my best not to jump to concrete conclusions.

Rude.

I am drunk and this is very funny

Ugh. Five years? And then he ruined my life twice.

I have an excel sheet with tasks and a random number generator.

I also have to try a new food every time I’m at the grocery store

Straight to jail.