Look what showed up today! 🥰 Jordan 6 retro Chrome edition 🤤

Woke up this morning and realized I'm down a deep fryer and my smoker! Guess I'll be in the kitchen all day today, not missing a goddamn minute of the world cup though! #worldcup #hacker #turkeyday

Got the pre Thanksgiving feast feast made, now on to the prep for everything else. Round one, ding ding ding! #prefeast

I found my @defcon 17 badge!!! It's the paper one because I was late but I thought I had lost it. Anyways, how's the twitters going? Is it still on? #hacker #defcon #badgelife

Looks like @Verizon is the first company to win the #burted game! Thank you Verizon for trying to educate people on this topic.

Grandma Burt's pot roast is ready 😊 need to put this in the #hackercookbook