“Mastodon is too complicated!” say people on Twitter.

Meanwhile, I’m shitposting my life away on here, and I’m as thick as mince.

"Check yourself before you resurrect yourself."

Jesus

When an eel has a maw
with a pharyngeal jaw,
that’s a moray.

When the jaws open wide
and there’s more jaws inside,
that’s a moray.

When it skulks in a reef
and has two sets of teeth,
that’s a moray.

When an eel bites your thigh
and you bleed out and die
that’s a moray.