Motherf'ing ducks!
@NurseStanley
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Federated Timeline Inspector@NurseStanley falling asleep in the high chair
game set match
https://mastodon.social/@piffwhiffle/100568546040085864
game set match
https://mastodon.social/@piffwhiffle/100568546040085864
y'all are fucking scaring me with this lack of boosts. here's my son being cute as hell in front of an ancient money tree. boost it for luck, boost it for love, LIFT
THESE
TOOTS
TO THE GODHEAD
THESE
TOOTS
TO THE GODHEAD
Tempted to really dip into discussing philosophical underpinnings of video games like The Last of Us and God of War, but I'm worried about being that guy on here. Cant be too much of me on social media. Seems like a bad idea.
As the Mastodon hierarchy of posts congeals; let us take care to boost up positivity. And maybe not the dick pics? Just a suggestion.
Or formalize the dick pic process. That's all I'm saying. This ad hoc hog admiration is just sloppy.
Now the Resistance is getting heated about AOC having a safe space for PoC and abuse victims to come and talk and I wmam happy we left the birdsite.
Kevin: "Hey, there aren't any MAG CHUDs here. Maybe I can be at ease and we are free of the problems of semi-anonymous social media"
*Elder God of Sexual Harassment looms over him from behind"
Kevin: "Yeah, no one is gonna bother us anymore. Wonder what Esha's and Brittany Sneers are tooting...."
Though this is fun to play in; we should just understand that Mods have the ultimate power and ultimate power corrupts ....ultimately. for this reason I want a Mastodon steering committee and struggle session structure to be designed.
Step 1. Send nudes
Have not thought of step 2.
Step 1. Send nudes
Have not thought of step 2.
There is no amount of crazy shit that will surprise me anymore when it comes to horny tweets. I've seen minions swimsuit model memes; it's already darkened my soul.