vss writer, truck driver, and kinda weird
It’s just the #sniffles
Don’t open me up
Might just need some tea
Something warm in a cup
Won’t need a doctor
No emergency room visit
Probably need a nap
With a bubble bath before it
Might not be sick
You hypochondriac freak
Could be allergic to you
Everything is not bleak
#MastoPrompt #poetry
Sweet Destruction
~#Microfiction~
Check this out, I've developed a new explosive.
Is this what you do in your spare time?
One grain of this stuff could level an entire city.
Sounds like movie nonsense to me.
Seriously, I tested in the dessert. You have to strike it just right with the proper metal. BOOM!
You took a desert trip without me?
Sorry, it was top secret.
So what will you do with it? Destroy the world?
Probably use it in my coffee. It's also the perfect sweetener.
~#Microfiction ~
"Can we just not please?"
"Now you must behave or this will be even more dangerous."
"You're removing my eye and I'm supposed to go with it?"
"Are you feeling something? Do you need more medication?"
"I'm just feeling optimistic. I like to think I'm going to survive this."
"Ahh, I like that attitude."
"I'm thinking my orientation will be off with only 1 eye."
"Drugged people say the funniest things."
"You're gonna kill me aren't you?"
"Eventually, yes."
"That sucks."
What's it with people reporting every single person they dont like..
Please, stop with that.
This is not #Twitter. Please use features like mute or block if you don't like people but stop reporting otherwise I'll start banning people who keep reporting for nothing
I'm trying to keep things running with so many new people and it's such a waste of time to hear whatever you don't like
Otherwise go waste Elon's time, not mine