Not A Dropbear

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Hello. I am not a dropbear. I am definitely not sitting in a nearby tree waiting to drop on you as you pass by. You definitely don't need to take any defensive precautions. Don't carry an umbrella; don't wear a bike helmet; don't smear Vegemite behind your ears. You shouldn't even bother to look up. You're perfectly safe.
Gender is a spectrum, and that means we can run a genderwave through a fourier transform. In this paper we
FOUND IT
The MacBook Neo is such an interesting machine that it coaxed a thousand-word-essay out of me: https://samhenri.gold/blog/20260312-this-is-not-the-computer-for-you/
“This Is Not The Computer For You” · Sam Henri Gold

Sam Henri Gold is a product design engineer building playful, useful software.

April 1st idea: early in the day, chalk hopscotch grids onto footpaths (or sidewalks if you're American) in high foot-traffic areas. Then sit back and see what people do.

I have a black belt in FAFO

📸 of Strange Æons (Teya)

I swapped mobile phones with my doppelganger in a parallel dimension. Face ID still works! His dimension don't know about transdimensional travel, so the photo roll on the phone I gave him is going to be really interesting to their scientists.
They don't have gen AI there either, so my doppelganger's going to tell them that any six-fingered hands are because of radiation-induced mutations caused by World War 3.
#MicroFiction
It is NINE HOURS LATER and no tech yet. #NBNGarglesDonkeyBalls
April 1st idea: make a physical mouse pointer arrow on cardboard, and affix it to a local frequently-photographed landmark. People's photos will then appear to be screengrabs with a mouse cursor in them.
The tram conductor has a special button on the ticket machine that prints a ticket with a big smiley face on, for the under 5’s who don’t *need* a ticket, but want one.
Climate change is an antifascist issue. It's a matter of solidarity. And also, you can't escape it forever. #climate #ClimateChange #ClimateChangeIsReal #ClimateActivism #environment #antifascism #antifa #solidarity #anticapitalism #EatTheRich #FeedThePoor