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Hi im 33 and very tired. Overly effusive but I promise I'm not being sarcastic, I'm just very excitable. Warning: rancid smut vibes and like A LOT of Izzy Hands.

Pan | They/Them | Neurospicy

@IzzyCanyon "Get naked, love," Ed says. "Turn around, hands on the table."

Stede rolls his eyes before acquiescing. "I indulge you too much, don't I?" His robe slides from his shoulders and he places it on a chair before deftly unbuttoning his shirt. "Of all your wretched ideas..."

"It's a great idea," Ed snorts and drops onto the settee, his legs spread wide, his cock visibly straining against the leather.

#steddyhands #ofmd

"Maybe." Stede swirls his glass again but spills a bit. He narrows his eyes at it. "Maybe it will," he says and pushes the liquor-wet fingers into Izzy's mouth as well, next to Ed's.

Izzy can't help the little moan that escapes him at it, at the rough intrusion, at the sudden stretch of his jaw. The sound makes Ed bark out a short laugh. "I think it will. 'sides, it'd make *me* pretty fucking lighthearted, yeah?"

"I was wondering if you could do me a favour," he says, and Stede clicks his tongue. "You good, Stede? Ed asks.

In Stede’s jaw, a muscle is working. "Would anyone like a brandy?" he asks and rises abruptly.

"Stede?" Ed leans away from Izzy. "Stede, you said-"

"I know what I said, give me a moment!" Stede snaps and clinks with a bottle.

Izzy can hear him breathing heavily from across the room, frowns. "Edward, what-"

He pushes the confusion to the side, let's himself enjoy the dinner. He snorts at Ed's jokes,
It's not till dessert, when Ed leans over to Izzy and cocks his head at him that Izzy feels the shiver of something - something not quite like fear, but not quite unlike it either - and he swallow a bite of pastry.

"Izzy," Ed says and there's velvet in his voice.

"yeah?" Izzy replies.

Thinking bout Ed and Stede inviting Izzy to their quarters one night... They sit him down on a chair, they wine and dine him. He's not really sure what's happening, not really sure why Stede’s eyes are narrowed, why he's sitting a bit more upright than he usually does.
He's not *complaining*, the food is better than what he usually gets to eat and the wine is strong and sweet.

#Steddyhands #ofmd #tootfic @IzzyCanyon

Stede considers for a moment before frowning. "Ed? Any preferences?"

Ed's already unbuttoning his own clothes, albeit at a slower pace than Izzy, "Oh, I have a preference, alright."

[VOTE]

@IzzyCanyon #Stizzy #Steddyhands #OFMD #Tootfic #OFMDnsfw

From behind
38.9%
Stede on top of Izzy
33.3%
Izzy on top of Stede
16.7%
[ADD-ON] Pillow princess Stede
11.1%
Poll ended at .
Happy Frenchie/feeble dick Friday! Here's this sketched comic nonsense. Putting this guy in a whiskey dick situation as an expression of love @IzzyCanyon #IzzyCanyon #ouizzy #FrenchieFriday
Old sketch I drew based on my fic, bold stroke (https://archiveofourown.org/works/51535936), in which Ed is the specialest princess in the inn.
bold stroke - lovedhands - Our Flag Means Death (TV) [Archive of Our Own]

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Happy tiny dick Tuesday. I've had this fic concept sitting in my queue for Canyon Kink Camp, but I got impatient and made a comic for it. Gloryhole shenanigans. Every ship has one. #ofmdnsfw #stizzy @IzzyCanyon

Next up is the wonderful @wrizard. Mind the tags on this one but MY GOD it is spicy. 🥵🤯 Like live in my mind rent free level of spice.

𝙙𝙧𝙞𝙣𝙠 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙞𝙣
Stizzy - rated E - 5,665 words
What if Stede and Izzy fucked about it BEHIND Jackie'z. Hmm... sensing... sensing a bit of a theme here...

https://archiveofourown.org/works/52027432

#stizzy #izzyhands #izzycanyon #stedebonnet #ofmd #ofmdnsfw #fanfic #fanfiction

drink you in - wrizard - Our Flag Means Death (TV) [Archive of Our Own]

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