Prisoner due for release, released: . https://www.newsbiscuit.com/post/prisoner-due-for-release-released?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=mastodon

Nadine Dorries ‘hasn’t yet realised’ that men only pretended to find her fascinating: Political groupie and Brand Ambassador for vodka Nadine Dorries has decided to have ‘one last fling’ at becoming a Dame. Many thought her political career was over when she announced that she was leaving the House of Commons, though she bravely continued drawing the salary for a year so we wouldn’t feel abandoned. https://www.newsbiscuit.com/post/nadine-dorries-hasn-t-yet-realised-that-men-only-pretended-to-find-her-fascinating?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=mastodon

Criminals propose 'just scrapping' criminal justice system: Convicted criminals across the country have strongly suggested we should 'completely scrap' the criminal justice system. Ben, who... https://www.newsbiscuit.com/post/criminals-propose-just-scrapping-criminal-justice-system-1?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=mastodon

Reeves to Tax Credulity: . https://www.newsbiscuit.com/post/reeves-to-tax-credulity?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=mastodon

Patient leaving Homeopathic Hospital pays only 0.01% of bill: . https://www.newsbiscuit.com/post/patient-leaving-homeopathic-hospital-pays-only-0-01-of-bill?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=mastodon

Alan Bates' cheque is in the post: . https://www.newsbiscuit.com/post/alan-bates-cheque-is-in-the-post?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=mastodon

A and E outsourcing trial 'successful' despite deaths: West Streeting today hailed his new trial of outsourcing of A and E patients as an unqualified success, apart from the deaths and medical complications. https://www.newsbiscuit.com/post/a-and-e-outsourcing-trial-successful-despite-deaths?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=mastodon

Fast food chain’s ‘world menu’ not a success: A spokesman said, ‘Sales from our world menu promotion have, in truth, been disappointing. Our customers have expressed a strong preference for traditional British menu items like hamburgers, pizza slices and iced do-nuts with sprinkles. So, our world menu promotion is ending today. https://www.newsbiscuit.com/post/fast-food-chain-s-world-menu-not-a-success?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=mastodon

Musk describes small town Brits as ‘Hobbits’ https://www.newsbiscuit.com/post/musk-describes-small-town-brits-as-hobbits?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=mastodon

Making the pension go further https://www.newsbiscuit.com/post/making-the-pension-go-further?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=mastodon