Whose idea was it to make toothpaste the same colour as cum?!
Dude who thinks the "in" from the linkedin app icon stands for Instagram
On second thoughts, yes i think a dog could be cast as one of the founding fathers in a biopic and it wouldn't be offensive
@scuzzybeta fuck yes please i want it all
father: son, i want you to know ill always be proud of you
son: i have become an epic player in the nft market. my nfts are truly the greatest. for a steal price of 40k you can nab one before it gets discovered
father: i too am an epic player in the nft market for only 50k you can nab one, please email me at . . .
@NamelessCynic the only way to combat this is more crows. get some crows and they'll show this poser who's boss. you can tell im legit because i dont even like crows. just know when more crows are needed
@waldoj sorry when does the hotwheels movie come out?
Yes they are inverse. no surprises there.
@StefanThinks if we dont start microdosing jack dorseys algo juice we're FUVCKED
you can't "finesse" me! Im un "finesse" able.
#finesse