muz

@Muzza
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44 Following
156 Posts
dont look at me
Whose idea was it to make toothpaste the same colour as cum?!
Dude who thinks the "in" from the linkedin app icon stands for Instagram
On second thoughts, yes i think a dog could be cast as one of the founding fathers in a biopic and it wouldn't be offensive
@scuzzybeta fuck yes please i want it all
father: son, i want you to know ill always be proud of you
son: i have become an epic player in the nft market. my nfts are truly the greatest. for a steal price of 40k you can nab one before it gets discovered
father: i too am an epic player in the nft market for only 50k you can nab one, please email me at . . .
@NamelessCynic the only way to combat this is more crows. get some crows and they'll show this poser who's boss. you can tell im legit because i dont even like crows. just know when more crows are needed
@waldoj sorry when does the hotwheels movie come out?
Yes they are inverse. no surprises there.
@StefanThinks if we dont start microdosing jack dorseys algo juice we're FUVCKED
you can't "finesse" me! Im un "finesse" able. #finesse