Whose idea was it to make toothpaste the same colour as cum?!

Dude who thinks the "in" from the linkedin app icon stands for Instagram

On second thoughts, yes i think a dog could be cast as one of the founding fathers in a biopic and it wouldn't be offensive

father: son, i want you to know ill always be proud of you
son: i have become an epic player in the nft market. my nfts are truly the greatest. for a steal price of 40k you can nab one before it gets discovered
father: i too am an epic player in the nft market for only 50k you can nab one, please email me at . . .

you can't "finesse" me! Im un "finesse" able. #finesse

i want to see movies featuring the rock IMDb ratings (12 month recurring) over snp 500 stock market cap. looking for correlations

Sure you could get 4.5% interest on your #apple savings account. but without a solid side investment in guarana-based energy drink futures youre just shitting your way into financial ruin

if i wanted to make my sandwich place into a fine dining restaurant id name it after a better type of animal than a bear. bears only eat fish they dont know shit about fine dining

does crack cocaine still exists in barbieland?