Murphysical

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I was so sure that Ben Shapiro/Frozen thing was satirical.

I apologize for underestimating Ben.

@dell does Elon know that banning all the journalists that aren't right wing grifters makes Twitter less usable and fun?

I miss Twitter sometimes. But glad I nuked my account and deleted the app.

@ElleGray there was an episode of blacklist like this.

A therapist uses her skills to get criminals to self-actualize. They turn into even better criminals.

@markwyner I grew up in St. Louis. My family and I are about to bond over making fake submissions.

👋 Hello #fediverse! I'm going into a meeting at 4ET to talk about our newsroom's social media options.

If you think our station and other #NPR stations should have a Mastodon server or a broader presence in the #fediverse, pls boost this post. If you have thoughts, please reply, I want to hear them!

@Green_Footballs
I was on Twitter too much. Kept going to Post or Mastodon but then would login to Twitter.

Finally decided to nuke my account. Deleted every tweet, RT, Like, and reply. Then unfollowed 2,000+ people.

Now if I want to go on Twitter I would have to rebuild.

So the spell is broken. Rage machine loses.

@atomicpoet

Violet Beauregarde has a factory of workers slaving over their laptops to find the golden ticket.

At last one worker finds the golden ticket and saves all of their jobs.

"Chief Twit, we aren't forcing everyone to see your tweets for days!"

@cspam how does a group of accounts blocking other accounts have anything to do with DDoS?

It's some 30 Rock show with Alec Baldwin screaming synergistic word salads at Tina Fey.

@darnell @charlotteclymer

I mean it's "He get sus".

It's probably some Peter Theil/Rebecca Mercer group.

@malwaretech

Will be amazing when the bird site decides it's moderation and support team needs ChatGPT and goes all in.