I was so sure that Ben Shapiro/Frozen thing was satirical.

I apologize for underestimating Ben.

@Popehat Their fixation on media for children is weird

@jlroberson @Popehat as is their fixation on children’s bodies, to the point where I’ve heard of laws being drafted that would allow forced genital inspections on suspected young trans athletes

They also seem to fixate on defending child marriage and know a lot about age of consent laws

but it’s the libs with the lgbt agenda who are “grooming” children

@Popehat if I didn't know better, I'd say that between complaints about the fuckability of the green M&M and concerns about the sexuality of Elsa, prominent conservatives have some really weird hangups.

@Popehat I can't think of him without hearing this in my head, so I can't take anything he ever says seriousy:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-w-pdqwiBw&ab_channel=KokutanShi

SELL THE HOUSES TO WHO AQUAMAN?

YouTube
@Popehat We are talking about Ben "my wife is a doctor and has explained to me that sexually aroused women do not lubricate so much" Shapiro here.
@Illuminatus @Popehat to be fair, I think she was trying to spare his feelings
@cohomologyisFUN @Popehat Then she shouldn't have allowed a guy with the voice of a cryptoorchidist muppet to go into the podcast business for starters.
@Illuminatus @Popehat well, we are talking about someone who married Ben Shapiro, so not someone with the best judgment
@Popehat elaborate I missed that one
@Thetruemasterofgames @Popehat Queen Elsa may be Disney's first gay princess. This upsets MAGA because they're weird
@CatsAndCrochet @Popehat these fools claim everyone's so sensitive when they rage like babies
@Popehat
If Poe’s Law was not needed, it would not exist.

@Popehat At this point there's literally no difference between rightwingers and satire of rightwingers.

And honestly, I don't think any of the ones under fifty are serious. They're all larping as ridiculous extremists just to get noticed and fit in with the others who they think are serious.

@Popehat Honestly, SAME.

I had to open my long dormant Twitter account to find the original tweet before I was truly willing to believe.

@Popehat

Incredible how much these people's whole lives now, are just about twisting themselves into pretzel knots of rage about minor acts of representation and equality for others.

Which they're then determined to see as an attack on themselves.

Apparently even actual things that happened aren't enough now. They need to go searching for imaginary things that COULD happen in the future to be outraged by.

@Popehat

He's like some weird rage junkie, crawling around in the junk looking for scraps, and licking long forgotten old Christmas sherry bottles from the back of the cupboard to get his fix.

VERY VERY SAD.

@mattlav1250 @Popehat "The Puritan is the man who cannot sleep at night for fear someone, somewhere, is enjoying themselves."

@Popehat Since moving to Mastodon, I have been blissfully unaware of these important cultural milestones until I see your posts.

I want to say, thank you for your…service?

@Popehat I didn't know he had a frozen thing. That explains so much.
@Popehat He's such a damn loser. Pathetic.

@Popehat

"If Elsa joins Lin Kuei, it will destroy Disney. Like, thoroughly destroy it. Outworld is place of moral absolutes"