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I Am Stan. He/Him. Hello. I Love You.

Fix Your Heart Or Die

She is always watching

@yaya

Doom scrolling? 

Doom Tooting? 

Daily reminder to never ever ever EVER NEVER treat conservatives and fascists seriously or fairly

If you ever find yourself accidentally engaging honestly, please remember this fundamental truth:

-Every Conservative would have you and everyone you love killed and tortured out of hand

-The only reason it is *not* socially acceptable to shoot them out of hand is because Liberal Democracy loves fascists and loves mass murder and will protect them until the bitter bitter end

Internalize this.

@yaya Da Bears

@okadaibro oh, didnt see this was about a person with an actual major head injury.

Now I feel like a dick for making light of it.

@okadaibro its like trying to grasp a sand sculpture sometimes.

I'll have an idea, a thought, and then go to grab it and it disintegrates when exposed to an environment outside my imagination.

Jizz. Like 'cum shot'?
@RikerGoogling the ol' Baku Handjob
@fuckfetish He did love that dog, 100% more than any other person.
You translate this all to multi-player and you have a cool risk reward system: do you spawn in as one of your more kitted out guys to get an early advantage and risk losing it all? Or do you just spawn in as a GI and hope to accumulate renown and equipment over the game? Or do you just exclusively play as GIs and Zerg Rush that MG42 over and over again until you get that bastard?