@MizFidd

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Official Chaos Coordinator and Concierge of Mastodon (as well as on-call Mental Health First Aid). Inner-city schoolmarm by day, serious cocktail maker / drinker by night. Semi-serious curler during the winter. Former Gilbert & Sullivan performer and college radio DJ. Married to @rockmastermike.
Sport of choiceCurling (but I would love to have a running partner for VERY slow miles)
Cockail of choiceManhattan (but I wouldn't say no to an Aviation or Mai Tai)
Grammar glitch that drives me nutsThe use of "literally" to mean "figuratively". This is my (figurative) die-on hill. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ycLc-M2iED4
Word I wish I could use more oftenDefenestration (very tough to work into a conversation)

When I was about twelve, I went on my first flight as a solo traveler where part of that included a layover in Chicago.

When my flight landed in Chicago, I went to my transfer’s gate, but there was a wait before my next flight departed so I went into the restroom to kill time.

It seems like a weird place for a kid to kill time, but I had this thing where I’d do karate kicks in front of public restroom mirrors because I didn’t have a full-length mirror at home and I wanted to be able to see my “full moves.”

It should be noted that the only karate “training” I’d ever had was watching a VHS tape of the Karate Kid on repeat, but I was certain I was an absolute natural, so I “did my kicks” in front of the mirror and was having a great time until a lady walked in the restroom and saw me doing my kicks.

I was absolutely mortified, so I grabbed my enormous backpack and tennis racket bag and proceeded to hide in a restroom stall until I was confident that nobody else was in there, at which time I exited the restroom and headed to my gate which was just across the aisle.

As I was walking up, I noticed that all of the people who were previously waiting by the gate were now gone and it was then that I learned I was too late and they had already closed the boarding doors.

I was absolutely terrified that I was going to be trapped in Chicago for the rest of my life and I broke down crying, but the gate attendant was very nice and made a call to the plane and they ended up making an exception to let me on and the doors were reopened and I made my way toward the plane.

Because I was late, they had given away my seat so I had to take the last seat available which was at the back of the plane. As a result, I began my torturous walk of shame past all of the other passengers who were now delayed because of me.

It felt like slow motion as I sobbed uncontrollably and lugged my gigantic backpack, all while my tennis racket bag smacked against every single seat as I walked down the aisle toward the back of the plane.

After what felt like an eternity, I FINALLY made it to my seat at the back of the plane and I was relieved that the embarrassment was over—until I looked up and saw the very same lady who caught me doing karate kicks in the restroom.

She didn’t seem to recognize me (or at least pretended not to), but *I* knew.

As a result of that traumatic experience, I never practiced my karate kicks again, but I bet I’m still REALLY good at them.

Well, it isn’t a wrong answer…
#teaching
I think I’ve finally decided. I’m reincarnating as a capybara.

To everyone out there saying #curling 🥌 is not an athletic sport I want you to watch these women curlers who are competing while pregnant. The strength, agility and skill is mind blowing!

#WWCC2023 #TEAMCANADA

Unfortunately, I ate something yesterday that had me sick all night and into the morning. Just starting to wake up. No #curling for me.
Capy St. Patricks Day!

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Bonspiel this weekend. I'm on Team Lucky Charms. Just looking forward to good #curling and probably free beer.
Nico Peeg enjoying a sunbeam and some hay with chamomile. #guineapigs
Won my #curling draw tonight. Not bad considering it was my first time playing in two weeks!