@Mitskimask

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Racoons, trenchcoat, etc.
They finally admit Pokémon poop
Alexa! Play that funky music white boy.
you expect me to have a rhyme
AND a reason?? i can barely even
get one of those usually woozily
"Son of (Scott) Bacula" or however that new Tame Impala song goes.
Currently at the stage of life where every time I look up some physical issue I am having the first thing is "common symptom of stress"
They should make a urinal for women, a herinal
Find you someone that loves you the way leafblower guys love to leaf blow at 7am.
I don't think handing us two bottles of beer and sake counts as a sake bomb but okay.
Find you something that keeps you going another day. Like for me I found a nearby Izakaya does unlimited sake bombs for $20 from 9-11.