the forecast is cloudy with
a very high chance of lame

actually while i got you here
hanging upside down in my
basement let me tell you my
extremely detailed life story

aw jeez i dont remember saying
that stuff. must have been when
my mind was overtaken by the
ancient egyptian pharoah who
resides within my wallet chain

ive got earth in the
oven if youre hungry

i accidentally bumped into the
sorcerer during a sacred ritual
and turned my wife into a frog

has anybody actually tried to
shoot the fish in the barrels at
the store? the people there go
berserk its definitely not easy

this doing what im told stuff is
going over like a lead balloon

im going through a bit of a
creative dry spell. its one of
those 34 year spells i guess

sure you messed up but have you
ever sent the wrong letter to 81
people telling them that they need
brain surgery? haha me neither
for legal reasons

i have a cool beeper on my belt so
when i dont want to be somewhere
i just text it and then it goes off and
i look at it and say FUCK sorry i gtg