Who could forget Linda, Christy, Cindy and… err thingy?

The reason I am sharing this is not so much because I want you to buy my new record (although I do!) so much as I think the video will bring you great joy.

Apparently, if you stick cloves into citrus fruit it repels mosquitoes. My new friend Little Evan Dando is sceptical.

DARMOK

Thoughts and prayers for whichever 'graduate trainee' gets landed with the job of actually trying to turn this lazy fucker's sketchy notes into some kind of coherent column.

Popular singer returns to his old school, and is presented with a sculpture of himself. Lewis Capaldi, take your place in the hallowed halls of Nightmare Fuel.

Oh yes. The model cucumber. An essential component of every child’s toy farm. There is no other possible purpose for this object. None.

I know what you're thinking. You're thinking "I'd quite like to buy Michael's new EP, after all it's only 50p, but I need to know who Big Wendy is first".
Well here she is, in all her trunky glory. She definitely wants you to hear her song.
The link, in case it has slipped your mind, is http://sonsofken.com/

Listening to a mid-Seventies Junior Choice for 'reasons' and marvelling at the way Stewpot used to read out the kids' full street addresses. I was just thinking "that would never happen nowadays" when one request said "please wait until July 29 as we'll be on holiday the previous week". #AMoreInnocentTime

BBC proudly unveils new #MOTD team.