@OhNoSheTwitnt
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I’m re-reading favorite fanfics* instead of watching new shows for the exact same reason…
(OK… sometimes I’ll watch a new episode of an extant show just to shorten the list on my DVR. But they’re still the characters in know.)
As always, should any of your I.M. Force be caught or killed, the Secretary will disavow any knowledge of your actions.
(I just posted this on FB, but thought folks here would laugh even harder at it.)