Sorry, we can’t join this important client call since IT forced a 75-minute update onto all of our computers without warning.

Given that all of our Senior Vice Presidents are douchebags, I wouldn't be surprised if they screened for it in the job description:

The boss is probably holding up Thanksgiving dinner to take his family through the 64-slide PowerPoint about why they should be thankful for him.

A group of lions is a pride,
a group of crows is a murder,
and a group of tech executives is a disaster.