If you dare to suggest that Suzie is not the real Bluebird of Happiness, she will just be happy in a higher octave.

Reggie has now learned to check for forgotten eggs in his basket at the end of his shift.

Cedarbeard the Fierce is more approachable on windy days.

Sometimes I wonder if working from home for so long has turned me into a goblin who cannot be trusted to interact with other people without making it weird. Then I remember that I have always been a goblin who cannot be trusted to interact with other people without making it weird.

*I can remember reading this as a youngster and being deeply impressed with what a dark, biting, science-fictional insight this was

A word from Editor Moonshark about Artemis II
Our resident Carcharodon lunaris weighs in about today's historic launch.
https://arstechnica.com/staff/2026/04/a-word-from-editor-moonshark-about-artemis-ii/?utm_brand=arstechnica&utm_social-type=owned&utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=social

Mozilla Has a Plan to Save the Internet from Big Tech ⭐️ https://www.thurrott.com/cloud/web-browsers/mozilla-firefox/334347/mozilla-has-a-plan-to-save-the-internet-from-big-tech?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=mastodon

Flying so high like some guy taking meds in the sky, it’s my pass on how to deal with Apple’s Medications feature and changing time zones. https://sixcolors.com/post/2026/03/time-for-your-meds-mr-fleishman/ @sixcolors