Do I dimly recall that Apple once used the X.com domain? For what I can't now remember....
HA. x.com redirects to Twitter now 🤣

Well. I've been rate limited on Twitter. Sorry, X. So here I am. Elon can.... bite me.

Wait. Cavalry? Don't these people realise horses have been obsolete since the first world war? Surely the parade should have some tanks. Armoured personal carriers. Self propelled howitzers. Maybe a fleet of drones. Modernise, people! #Coronation

Drum Horse. Why did I not know such a thing existed? Fucking magnificent. I want one. #Coronation

Ah I see the troops with the loo cleaner hats are back. Seriously, at what time was that a practical piece of headgear!? #Coronation

Camilla has one of her friends helping hold her dress. How do you ask someone to help at your #Coronation? “Oi love, pop over for some white wine. I’ve got a favour to ask!”

Wait, isn’t Nick Cave there? I feel a Royal command performance of “Release the Bats” is in order #Coronation

Oh man is this still going? When is intermission? I need a piss! And so, I imagine, do all the kids in the choir! #Coronation