Paul "Wombat" Johanson

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Generic cis white guy from the suburbs of Melbourne. Refugee from Twitter.
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the human body was not built to complete monthly expense reports in the midst of multiple concurrent geopolitical crises

Found my album of the year already!

The Collective | Kim Gordon https://kimgordon.bandcamp.com/album/the-collective

The Collective, by Kim Gordon

11 track album

Kim Gordon
Do I dimly recall that Apple once used the X.com domain? For what I can't now remember....
HA. x.com redirects to Twitter now 🤣
Well. I've been rate limited on Twitter. Sorry, X. So here I am. Elon can.... bite me.
Wait. Cavalry? Don't these people realise horses have been obsolete since the first world war? Surely the parade should have some tanks. Armoured personal carriers. Self propelled howitzers. Maybe a fleet of drones. Modernise, people! #Coronation
Drum Horse. Why did I not know such a thing existed? Fucking magnificent. I want one. #Coronation
Ah I see the troops with the loo cleaner hats are back. Seriously, at what time was that a practical piece of headgear!? #Coronation
Camilla has one of her friends helping hold her dress. How do you ask someone to help at your #Coronation? “Oi love, pop over for some white wine. I’ve got a favour to ask!”
Wait, isn’t Nick Cave there? I feel a Royal command performance of “Release the Bats” is in order #Coronation
Oh man is this still going? When is intermission? I need a piss! And so, I imagine, do all the kids in the choir! #Coronation