Martha Kent

@Marthak3nt
103 Followers
132 Following
257 Posts
Human person (unfortunately) from Earth. 
Likes: animal people, pudding, tuna salad, reading, fuzzy soft warm things to wear. 
Dislikes: human people, Jello, chicken salad, exercise, clothes that look good but feel like trash.
Brain: Autistic/ADHD/Awesome
Pronouns: She/Her
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Preferred PuddingPistachio
PetsDog, cat, snake, fish, guinea pigs, neighbourhood birds
Board GameZombies
BookAll of them
Martha Kent3h ago
brielle bouquet v22d ago
people talk lots about self care but they dont often talk about violently seizing time to do self care via forming unions and chopping motherfuckin heads off, so now we have people yelling at us to do self care but no actual time to do self care in, and it ends up being more stressful because you're getting blamed for not self caring
Martha KentMar 22
There was a strawberry I really wanted in Celeste but I couldn’t get it. Died about 500 times trying but finally succeeded. Clearly, this was an excellent use of my time. Brielle wrote a whole song while I was getting a strawberry. But. You know. I was pretty productive too.
Martha KentMar 22
It’s me and my girl’s kissaversary. Not sure exactly when we “started dating” but are firm on the first kiss. It was her birthday. I bought a fancy slice of cake before work and then drove to her house at midnight so she could blow out the candle. I guarded the cake from my coworkers all night and when they realized why, I was teased mercilessly (with love). It was probably the best first kiss I ever had. @briellebouquet … I love and adore you. I always will.
Martha KentMar 20
It’s that “just finished writing a union contract” glow.
Martha KentMar 19
LOOK AT HER CUTE LITTLE NOSE!
Show threadMartha KentMar 19
Me: sitting in front of the hamster enclosure all night watching her play. I’m not a nerd. You’re a nerd.
Martha KentMar 19
Sally Marshmallow was getting bored so when I changed her bedding, I spruced things up with some new toys and forage. She seems pretty impressed so far. #hamstermom
Show threadMartha KentMar 11
Me: frantically putting clothes on Barbies, hands shaking, getting anxious over the lack of matching shoes…
Martha KentMar 11
My youngest is crying because her big sister gave her too many Barbies to play with and she can’t get them all dressed. This is a pretty serious problem.
Martha KentMar 7
Guys I’m going on a date tonight but I suck at dating and I’m really nervous. Should I be myself or some completely other made up personality that I won’t be able to maintain? It’s the second one, right?