The way mastodon displays things is making it hard to be an effective reply guy

Gonna get myself to 69 followers and then immediately log off to become a desert hermit.

My kid's at daycare and I can't be bothered to go to the grocery store so I'm eating his goldfish crackers for lunch. I am an excellent parent.

Very grateful that people can't see when I fave things here.

@sarahlery heck yeah

I still don't know what slack is. Please do not inform me, I am comfortable in my ignorance.