@Markism

49 Followers
17 Following
48 Posts
The way mastodon displays things is making it hard to be an effective reply guy
Gonna get myself to 69 followers and then immediately log off to become a desert hermit.
My kid's at daycare and I can't be bothered to go to the grocery store so I'm eating his goldfish crackers for lunch. I am an excellent parent.
Very grateful that people can't see when I fave things here.
Where's the titty on this page tho
henry kissinger did 9/11 pass it on
I still don't know what slack is. Please do not inform me, I am comfortable in my ignorance.
Comrade Peppa Pig
Just want to make it clear early on that mastodon is a pro-Waluigi space. Please leave your anti-Waluigi takes on twitter
we need to start some mastodon exclusive traditions to further differentiate this from the hellsite
*sees sixteen hentai posts and a lasagna recipe within seconds on the federated tl*
there we go