@[email protected] I had not idea you could post your wish lists like that. There’s a new laptop I have my eye on...
Marcus Beaubier
@Marcus_Beaubier
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Comedian, Podcaster, Lover of Breakfast, Flames & Jays fan, recontuer, jackass
Sarah “Slut Era” Kite 🪁i’m not a churchgoer anymore & this was not my parish, but this is still one of the nicest messages on a christian church marquee i’d ever seen
it is for you
and you
and you too
and especially, you
all of you
met my 16YO’s new boyfriend yesterday. it wasn’t too awkward & i don’t think i embarrassed her that much.
that’s not to say i haven’t already managed to scar her for life but, her manic meltdown tendencies since age 2 aside, she’s turning out ok
@SarahKite One can usually get you the other...
English Language Appreciation:
aural & oral are homonyms
@[email protected] this one is from the same group of selfies that produced my avi pic
for anyone out there afraid of turning 3-0
you have to be 30 to be taken seriously by the bank clerk in a heist
@SarahKite @[email protected] I make a D.B Cooper joke in my set. I used it to sus out the boomers and Gen Xers in the audience