i’m not a churchgoer anymore & this was not my parish, but this is still one of the nicest messages on a christian church marquee i’d ever seen

it is for you
and you
and you too
and especially, you
all of you

met my 16YO’s new boyfriend yesterday. it wasn’t too awkward & i don’t think i embarrassed her that much.

that’s not to say i haven’t already managed to scar her for life but, her manic meltdown tendencies since age 2 aside, she’s turning out ok

English Language Appreciation:

aural & oral are homonyms

for anyone out there afraid of turning 3-0

you have to be 30 to be taken seriously by the bank clerk in a heist

i was searching for my own broke woke bespoke toot & i know it exists but it didn’t pop up...

yet i FOUND a couple other good ones & boosted them & this has been a

MASTODON MOMENT

i’m a cishet woman, but one of the reasons i don’t have close cishet women friends is bc somehow, they always manage to screw me over

this still remains true
and it fucking SUCKS
😰