Duino D. Duck

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Toon & Freelance Antagonist. The coolest and best at everthing. Likes slapstick, birds, and yelling.
PronounsHe/Him
Species50% Mandarin Duck/50% Roadrunner
SmoochingAuraPuffs
Writing Galleryhttps://www.furaffinity.net/user/plotsburgpress/

I think it'd be rather rude not to accept this lovely pie to your face from this charming gator 🥧

Drawing of Mitt E. Gator for @MainMandarin

Sometimes you can't sleep, so you get deep in your feelings about the funny animals that live in your brain

https://www.furaffinity.net/journal/10760312

My Happy Place -- Duino's Journal

Whenever I can't sleep, I go to my happy place. . . It's cold. I can't see six inches in front of me because the snow is ...

Duino Ver. 2.24 Patch Notes
-reduced cooldown on posting That One Picture or Smacky
-removed shame
-increased potency of weirdness from 100 to 110
-updated gender from Boy to Boy*

BUG FIXES
-Self-Care skill tree re-enabled
-conversations about [SPOILER] no longer close the game immediately (BETA)

Smacky (@MainMandarin) sure got SMACKED with a pie in this one. (not sorry 😌) #furryart

Keep thinking about how this post applies to kink fantasies. So many of us want someone to just take us away and push us in exactly all the ways we want to be pushed. But that's not how it works. To get to that level of rapport with someone you need to communicate first.

It's not as sexy but just asking for what you want is way more likely to get you there.

"Look, I'll rise. But if yer expectin' me ta shine, yer plumb outta luck." 

Something for @MainMandarin from my weekly streams!

#Art

Promoting my writing is something I always feel weird doing, and this being the first time I've ever done some really explicit stuff only complicates that.

But, on the other hand, I'm a freak and I will stop at nothing to show you all that my fursona is hot

I wrote a story where two toons grind null spots because I have to be the change I want to see in the world.

https://www.furaffinity.net/view/54496802/

Not Safe At Work by PlotsburgPress

A little something for paddedpossum to celebrate Nullvember! . . On a particularly hot day at the Plotsburg Mall, Zoinks decides he need ...

Aura & I have spent the past week playing Diablo 2, and the entire time he's been hyping up a mercenary you recruit late game. "He's the best. No one compares. You'll never use anyone else."
We unlocked him tonight.
I watched him walk up to the very first skeleton he saw and get killed in one hit.

The ugly laughter that I made most likely woke the neighbors.

Thinking about how cute I am, to be honest

(🎨: Rogmont)