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This is probably the best thing I ever posted on Twitter. The memory is pretty dear to me; I'm sharing it here so it still exists somewhere if that place collapses.
Don't fuck with Idaho. Noted. 😱​

Really annoyed about this headline that musk “lost” 200bn. He did not lose it; it was not a passive thing. He spent it being a shitposter and nazi sympathizer.

Hopefully those things get even more expensive in 2023 🤞

It’s above freezing again! You know what that means!
It's almost 2023, and I'm ready!
Any burrito can be a breakfast burrito if you just woke up.
Sun coming out after a crazy winter storm like “What did I miss? Why’s everyone looking at me funny?”
When you're a civil engineer but you always wanted to be a network engineer.
Remembering that time I hid an Easter egg in the cape of Batman hanging from a porch swing frame. 😂
fuck around and find out is literally the scientific method