Mike Ashmore

@MP_Ashmore
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How do you do? Somewhere in Northern England, lurking about on the socials instead of properly interacting with other humans. Please don't hold this nonsense against anyone else.
Go T-rexes! You magnificent beasts. Also, can confirm from close observation: it is *very* hot in those costumes.

What's this? Five dinosaur-suited lunatics running the Great North 5k? To support a small girl's fundraising appeal, you say?

https://www.solvingkidscancer.org.uk/children/annabel/

#childhoodcancerawareness
#GreatNorthRun
#dinosaurs

Children we help

This beautifully made crochet octopus was a gift, and it is, frankly, deep, deep in the uncanny valley for reasons I can't quite put my finger on. #uncanny
#crochet

Pembroke Castle, the bucolic scenes of Pembrokeshire and in the distance, Mordor.

#walesholidays

Straight after a blessing by a passing bloke on Caldey Island, as it happens...

#caldeyisland
#neuroblastomafight
#solvingkidscancer

Or if that's TL:DR, here's a QR code and flyer to help spread the word.
Algorithm blah blah blah, but: what *is* this? What part of the advertising profile made Etsy think I'm into... well, whatever this is?