Paul 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

@MPCmonkey
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Parent. Husband. Cardiac Advanced Nurse Practitioner. I like people, sport, not being serious & taking things out of context. He/Him #WeNurses #NHS #AFCB #LGBT
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Doing a bit of gardening this afternoon and there was a butterfly flitting around. Decided to hold my hand out to see what would happen, and lo and behold!

#TheButterflyWhisperer

Ahh. A lovely relaxing day of #Ashes cricket ahead to enjoy.
I guess me not updating Edge for over 400 years would explain why it's so slow today.

"Put your cat onesie on Paul, and the cats will come", they said.

Lo! The cats have arrived. 🙀

#catsofmastadon

After a week of cycling in sub zero temperatures, I'm very much looking forward to cycling to work tomorrow in a balmy 3°C.

Genuinely.

He is beyond parody at this point.

*shakes own head so hard as to snap own neck*

What's the problem?

I'm not mad. I'm actually impressed.

Andrew Frey. Legend.

Excited person: Hey world! How about we agree that food is a basic human right and that everyone should have access to it?
Rest of world: Seems pretty reasonable to us. Okay, yes!
USA: Food a basic right? Not having any of that socialist crap. Nope.
Israel: What ever the US just said.
This one's going to be trouble!