Sky Blue FC is the longest operating women’s professional soccer club in the United States. It has survived the collapse of Women’s Professional Soccer, the predecessor to the National Women’s Soccer League, and made it through some tumultuous recent years in the NWSL, too. But six seasons into the team’s NWSL stint, there are questions as to whether Sky Blue can survive another year of the poor living and working conditions that have come to define the franchise.
Apologies to those upset by our pinned twoop. Our unpaid intern refuses to tell us how to change it until we "give [him] a fucking job that pays in actual money." How selfish, even after we offered him half of a leftover bagel!
Congratulations to Josef Martinez for showing that your team doesn't need a SSS to compete and prosper in this league, as long as you drop lots and lots of money on Don Garber's desk upfront when asking for an expansion team in this league. Take notes, Columbus!
We would like to mention to those using the #SAVETHECREW hashtwoops that the MLS is a completely impartial mediator in the effort by Mr. Precourt to rip our team out of the dilapidated shithole of Columbus, Ohio and move it to the pristine location of Austin, Texas, where we will be greeted as liberators with sweets and flowers.
Also, we do not know who this "Art Modell" is and we have forbidden our interns from looking it up.