We would like to mention to those using the #SAVETHECREW hashtwoops that the MLS is a completely impartial mediator in the effort by Mr. Precourt to rip our team out of the dilapidated shithole of Columbus, Ohio and move it to the pristine location of Austin, Texas, where we will be greeted as liberators with sweets and flowers.

Also, we do not know who this "Art Modell" is and we have forbidden our interns from looking it up.

#MLS2ATX
#MOVETHECREW