Borrowing my friend's Norman Reedus simulator today so I can play death stranding
I want to be scanned by kojima.....
Been realizing we need a whole new set of terminology in polyamorous relationships to classify things properly.
Like: what is the term for the dad of my partner's other partner? Are they my father in law? My father in poly? My once-remover father in poly?
Homestuck: haha one of the trolls is a furry
Midnight Crew: bring your wife along for the Midnight Crew, she will be one of our valued members and her membership will enrich the relationship between you and her. including your wife is very important to your relationship, consider other activities you can have along with your wife such as: watching a movie, walking along the beach
@miles nose grows because the sentence isn't a boolean
@mondanzo well that's what we're asserting here: that he's a universal lie detector.
@andrewt I think it has to be spoken, but ASL might work
The real challenge there is how many lies can you have Pinocchio tell which pretty much defines the speed at which you can get infinite wood. But there's no requirement for what language Pinocchio can speak, so what we need is to invent a language with a singular syllable that can tell multiple lies at once.
We've been discussing the logistics of Pinocchio at Anthrocon and frankly our findings are astounding. Consider, Pinocchio could read any sentence and you would immediately know if it was a lie or not. You could use him to fact check politicians, you could also ask him to say "Dark matter is real" and we would immediately know the answer. Furthermore, assuming his nose grows endlessly we could exploit this in order to get infinite wood.
Got to meet Danny devito at the con!!
