Derek van Vlietyou have been visited by Bicycling Jeff Goldblum and will now enjoy 48 hours of rolling eccentric gentleman energy
Luke
@LloBrow
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CHOTINER: You believe in a good night's sleep
ME: I like to be well-rested, of course
CHOTINER: So you're in bed by 10pm
ME: [chuckles] Gotta get up early, you know
CHOTINER: At 10pm, your eyes are closed?
ME: Now hang on-
CHOTINER: At 11:43pm last night, you posted "cinnamon is brown, so Big Red gum should be called Big Brown"
ME: Asleep and "in bed" are not the same
CHOTINER: Some would disagree
me: getting late, I'll head bedward before long
Edward Furlong: *peering out of bedroom* did I hear my name?
me: oh sorry, no, I'm just ready for bed
Ed Begley Jr: *peering out of other bedroom* did you say Begley for Ed
me: as a second punchline for this joke, that isn't any better
Eddie Vedder: *falling through ceiling*
me: getting late, I'll head bedward before long
Edward Furlong: *peering out of bedroom* did I hear my name?
me: oh sorry, no, I'm just ready for bed
Ed Begley Jr: *peering out of other bedroom* did you say Begley for Ed
me: as a second punchline for this joke, that isn't any better
Eddie Vedder: *falling through ceiling*
Rain beats at the windows. "Shh shhhhh," I whisper, stroking Freddie Mercury's hair as he cries in my lap. "It's ok, it's just thunderbolt and lightning."
lying serenely in my death bed, at peace, ready. surrounded by my loved ones. telling them that if I find proof of a life beyond this one, I'll send a message back to my body to shit itself