CHOTINER: You believe in a good night's sleep

ME: I like to be well-rested, of course

CHOTINER: So you're in bed by 10pm

ME: [chuckles] Gotta get up early, you know

CHOTINER: At 10pm, your eyes are closed?

ME: Now hang on-

CHOTINER: At 11:43pm last night, you posted "cinnamon is brown, so Big Red gum should be called Big Brown"

ME: Asleep and "in bed" are not the same

CHOTINER: Some would disagree