LittleRedCanary

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A megalomaniac billionaire spoiled my previous cage, so I came here to live my best bird life. Still learning Mastodon courtesy, please excuse me if I mess up.

Expect cool science and nature stuff retooting, and ocassional shitposting. Art is cool too.

Golden snub-nosed monkeys inhabit the mountainous forests of central China, withstanding the coldest climate of all non-human primates #MadeMeSmile

Quick sketch of raven to test out some new pencils. So messy. Can you see it all over my fingers? This raven gets it.

I’ll have a full write-up for patrons over the weekend!

#sketch #art #mastoart #drawing #birds #sketchbook #traditionalart #artwork

Do you think the staff pulled straws to decide who explains Discord to the president of the united states
This is how they arrive on Earth.
If ChunChun were president of kiddush club… #Cats #CatsOfMastodon #ChunChun #Mazeldon
Sometimess I feel guilty for the amount of plants I have, in a house that doesn't have enough natural light for them, and how they would be better living somewhere else. Then the orchids do this and my good will of not bringing more goes out the window:

“Libraries will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no libraries.”

- Anne Herbert

#libraries #bookban #Missouri

If you are despairing about the future, plant a seed. Start small. Grow a tomato, a lettuce, put the cut-off end of a celery or scallion from the store in some dirt and watch it regrow. Gardening is faith in the future, investing in life. Plant a tree and think about future people enjoying the shade. #gardening #hope
The problem with capitalism

Since there are no ads on Mastodon, I am offering to advertise for any companies on here. My only requirements are:

1. I get to write the ad.

2. The ad will in no way accurately portray your company and might state that you were responsible for the Cuban Missile Crisis.

3. For each post you must pay me $10,000 and write me a handwritten note that says I am your best friend.

4. You must put out an official statement stating that you take full responsibility for the Cuban Missile Crisis.